i'm gonna blab about anything, and i mean ANYTHING, interesting that happened to me starting from today.
because i is lifeless.
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interesting fact 1:
i woke up at eight today.
*keningkening* this is how you be a girl weyyy! :D
ah yes, and since a certain someone keeps calling me manly, i'm gonna list out ALL the feminine things i do. i'm gonna prove it to him yo. BWAHAHAHA.
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OOH! i is going to play netball this tuesday. MSSD wey *keningkening* HAHAHAHA, i hate that game -.- but after three sessions of training, i guess it is quite fun. but tiring as fuck. ugh. i should give myself a pat on the back, i feel like i've improved :B
my jerseys number 13 btw. ain't that cool? and its in red. ain't that cool-er? and its adidas. ain't that cool-est? ;)
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ohmyfuuuuckkkk! okay, this seriously happened like a minute ago. LITERALLY. NOtT LYING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
okayokay. *breathes for oxygen* i'm still panicking here kay. phew. okay.
*clears throat* i was happily listening to medic droid and blogging when i suddenly felt something falling onto my head. first thought, SHIT! LIZARD! *SQUEEELLSSS* i tried to get it out of my hair like a maniac and went to my sister and mom who was sitting on the same couch in front of me.
they were like "WTF LILY?" cause i was shrieking and pulling and tugging on my hair trying to get the lizard out. when they saw, they went all "EEEE EEEE EEEEEEE!" i shoved my head at them but my sister kept kicking me away. both of them were like screaming on top of their lungs and i was trying to get them to fucking help me! i was screaming "GET IT OUT OF MY FREAKING HAIRRRR! EEEE!" and my mom saw a towel on the floor and screamed at me to get the towel so i handed it to her. in a panicked manner of course.
then she yanked it out of my hair and i kept asking "DID YOU GET IT OUT? DID YOU GET IT OUT?" probably 50 million times. until i was really sure it was out.
so we all calmed down and we were breathless and giggling at how panicked we were.
and here's the convo that made me shriek and cry.
hahha, was that a lizard?
no.
ha?
it was a cockroach.
.... *stares at mom with the dont-lie-to-me face*
and it was headless.
*SHRIEKS* OHMYGOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD! *CRIES*
liloy
mom
fucking cockroach. GO FALL ON SOMEONE ELSE'S HEAD! :'(
now. i shall go shower. and vigorously wash my hair.
UGH
because i is lifeless.
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interesting fact 1:
i woke up at eight today.
*keningkening* this is how you be a girl weyyy! :D
ah yes, and since a certain someone keeps calling me manly, i'm gonna list out ALL the feminine things i do. i'm gonna prove it to him yo. BWAHAHAHA.
---------------------
OOH! i is going to play netball this tuesday. MSSD wey *keningkening* HAHAHAHA, i hate that game -.- but after three sessions of training, i guess it is quite fun. but tiring as fuck. ugh. i should give myself a pat on the back, i feel like i've improved :B
my jerseys number 13 btw. ain't that cool? and its in red. ain't that cool-er? and its adidas. ain't that cool-est? ;)
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ohmyfuuuuckkkk! okay, this seriously happened like a minute ago. LITERALLY. NOtT LYING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
okayokay. *breathes for oxygen* i'm still panicking here kay. phew. okay.
*clears throat* i was happily listening to medic droid and blogging when i suddenly felt something falling onto my head. first thought, SHIT! LIZARD! *SQUEEELLSSS* i tried to get it out of my hair like a maniac and went to my sister and mom who was sitting on the same couch in front of me.
they were like "WTF LILY?" cause i was shrieking and pulling and tugging on my hair trying to get the lizard out. when they saw, they went all "EEEE EEEE EEEEEEE!" i shoved my head at them but my sister kept kicking me away. both of them were like screaming on top of their lungs and i was trying to get them to fucking help me! i was screaming "GET IT OUT OF MY FREAKING HAIRRRR! EEEE!" and my mom saw a towel on the floor and screamed at me to get the towel so i handed it to her. in a panicked manner of course.
then she yanked it out of my hair and i kept asking "DID YOU GET IT OUT? DID YOU GET IT OUT?" probably 50 million times. until i was really sure it was out.
so we all calmed down and we were breathless and giggling at how panicked we were.
and here's the convo that made me shriek and cry.
hahha, was that a lizard?
no.
ha?
it was a cockroach.
.... *stares at mom with the dont-lie-to-me face*
and it was headless.
*SHRIEKS* OHMYGOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD! *CRIES*
liloy
mom
fucking cockroach. GO FALL ON SOMEONE ELSE'S HEAD! :'(
now. i shall go shower. and vigorously wash my hair.
UGH
fuckingcockroachfuckingcockroach,
roachkiller >:/
roachkiller >:/
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